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My Day As Typed In One Minute

June 11, 2010


Wake up. Get dressed and go to work. Late again. Toil, toil, toil til seven—then I see Sam who tells me about her day and we go to see the Two Bees and we have fun bullshitting for hrs. Get home, try to condense my day in under a minute as experiment for my blog. […]

Unexpected Love’s Unsurprising Expectations: A Work of Condensed Flash Fiction

December 21, 2009


As much as I would like to consider myself "original" or "unique," if either were really a feasibility, I find as though I would have realized the futility in trying write "the world's shortest piece of fiction." Two words isn't much, but I'm certain many others have just kept it at one word (or less somehow; they always find a way) and simply injected new meaning into that one malleable utterance. As such I shall now muster an attempt to one-up that even further. Behold the world's shortest piece of fiction EVER. I call it "Conundrum": - Scufflefuck. That's a minus sign. Last time I checked numbers went into negative integers, and if we are to measure words as but a sum of linear characters in succession then we might as well take advantage of the opportunity to invert hypothetical alphabetical x and y axises and jump from the something and into the nothing. xoxo