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Man As Fruit

June 8, 2010

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Anthropomorphic fruits, from their use in advertising to promote good nutrition to their use in fiction to promote good nutrition and Jesus(A), and The California Raisins, apparently had an impact on me. Regrettably as readers will imagine it wasn’t the impact that I was designed to absorb because my fruit and vegetable intake is sub-par. […]

Suburban Exhibitionists (In The Age of Paranoia)

May 31, 2010

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8:30 A.M. Used to be, it was said, a time in which we’d collectively be up and about and drenched in sweat long before that. You’d wake up at four or five in the morning as the cock crows to harvest your day’s meals and your penniless existence. That’s not the case though this 8:30 […]

MOBILE MADNESS: A History Of Talking, Texting, Sexting, & On-The-Go Amenities Turned Necessities

March 19, 2010

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This history is epitomized three weeks ago when myself, A.E., and Zagbert are high, cruising to Hungry Howies, and I’m having a jolly good time upon realizing my ability to watch porn—for free—via my mobile phone. We’re eventually seated waiting for our $6.50 worth of cheesy pepperoni goodness. I’m still watching some nameless performer perform […]

Gen Y’s Curious Paranoia Complex

December 29, 2009

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“Did you hear what happened?” Dad tells me excitedly the other night.  “They caught some Nigerian-” I cut in: “-scammer alleging to be royalty? That’s not news.” “No,” he says, “he tried to blow up a plane.” We all heard about the Christmas miracle that occurred when a prospective human barbecue onboard Northwest Airlines flight 253 was […]