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MOBILE MADNESS: A History Of Talking, Texting, Sexting, & On-The-Go Amenities Turned Necessities

March 19, 2010

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This history is epitomized three weeks ago when myself, A.E., and Zagbert are high, cruising to Hungry Howies, and I’m having a jolly good time upon realizing my ability to watch porn—for free—via my mobile phone. We’re eventually seated waiting for our $6.50 worth of cheesy pepperoni goodness. I’m still watching some nameless performer perform […]

A NEED FOR SPEED: Adderall, Your Designer Drug To Assist You In This Fast-Paced 2010s World of Work and Woe

February 24, 2010

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(EDIT 03/07/10: Since I mention Ritalin later in the article due to its similarity to Adderall, I figured this study that found that it improves learning by increasing brain plasticity was relevant.) If I only had a brain, a heart, some speed: If only I had fulfilled my need for Speed after my last update, […]

Rejected Submission: “Newspapers Turned Off by Contributor Reference to Heads Being Sawed Off.”

January 5, 2010

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The Woes Of the Ohs That Everyone Knows: Getting by Slowly in the Fast-Paced Old-Worn New Age New World Order by Neil C/K/R Today’s Date: 12/31/09 Time: 8:50 AM In roughly fifteen hours the Ohs – The Aughts – The Naughty Naughts – they will be over and done with, leaving a beachball-sized digital tumbleweed […]